All About G

It’s been a long while! Only a few weeks! Sorry about the absence of my glorious presence, but I’ve been real lazy in writing… Even though school isn’t very exciting… But now it is!

First, I fell a wee little bit behind on my homework. I got all confused and accidentally did next week’s homework today and did this week’s homework the week after it was due. It doesn’t help that we’re getting more homework… I don’t even know why we’re getting more homework… Aren’t we supposed to cool down a little at this time of the school year? Regents week is next week. I have five (including the one I finished today) midterms and a regents to take, but I’m busy trying to do the weekend’s homework to just sit and flip through some notes to study. I’m real nervous about the regents, which is Math A. Math wasn’t ever my best subject… I’m a little smarter than the average student in that class, but how do I graph a parabola again, and how do I solve the parabola’s equation in the first place (axis of smmetry or turn it into a linear equation)? What was the equation for the volume of a trapezoid (I think it was A= 1/2h(b1+b2)? And how am I supposed to plug in equations with a calculator I don’t even have (It’s turned up missing at the worst possible time ever)?! I can’t get a new one by the day of the regents… Maybe David might let me borrow his… What a miracle, like that will ever happen, I guess it’s worth a shot. The only thing is I don’t want to fail the regents… sure you get a second shot… after a couple of extra years in high school, and that would honest to god SUCK! I’m so smarter than that…. at least I hope. Besides that, My mom would kill me several times (after resurrecting me) with her Chain Lightning (A Diablo 2 thing…), and that would hurt! I wouldn’t even have enough time to deflect her attacks with my fearsome Kamehameha waves (A dbz joke I made up a while ago… LONG STORY)!

Anyway, in the fun agenda I went skating at a differnet rink than the usual one. This one is in Oneonta, and it’s DA BOMB!!!! If I had a car (and a liscense… and money… oh nevermind then, screw it all I’ll walk the 20 miles… what’s the big deal anyway?…) then I would haul ass there evry weekend. My ‘lover/guinea pig/deranged pet kitty cat’ (it’s a joke… and no names until I ask his permission) was there and he gave me a little 411 on some tricks, and he taught me some useful stuff (I can’t remember the names of the stuff so I’ll call it stuff). So Me and Mom want to go back there (Mom loves to skate and she’s real interested in the rink at Oneonta… so she said she would take me, just me and her, over there after we get a car.)

Did I tell you we don’t have a car anymore? The ball joints are gone so she’s not allowed to drive on the raod. Too bad; Nine years of service… Lala (aka Big Red Kite) should get a veteran’s medal. Well I guess it’s not that big of a deal. Oh not at all; Oh of course I don’t mind walking to school every morning in -20 degree weather, with no way of getting a ride to school, not even by bus, and a not very good winter coat (It’s Athletech for god’s sake! Whatever happened to Columbia and Carharts? Whoever invented the concept of selling cheap crap should be drug out into the street and shot)… One of these days I swear to god it’ll be too cold for me to walk… I won’t have any way up so I’d skip and the next day the teachers will be asking “Where were you yesterday?” And I’ll say “Home.” And they’ll ask, “You were sick?” And I’ll say “Nope,” and they’ll look at me and said, “You skipped school deliberatly? Why?” And I blow up in thier face; “OH SURE, YOU REALLY WOULD WANT ME TO FREEZE ON THE WAY UP, THAT WOULD GIVE YOU ALL A GREAT LAUGH AND ONE LESS HOMEWAORK PAPER TO GRADE! I’D LOVE TO GO TO SCHOOL, IF THE GODDAMN PEOPLE IN CHARGE WOULD LET SOME WALKERS(our term for unlucky saps like me who have to walk to school for some gay retarded reason) GET BUS RIDES ON DAYS WHERE IT WOULD BE DANGEROUS TO WALK TO SCHOOL, ESPECIALLY IF YOU LIVE A MILE AWAY!!!! IF YOU WANT TO YELL AT SOMEBODY, YELL AT THE SHITFACED DICKWAD WHO DOESN’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT US KIDS STAYING HEALTHY GODDAMNIT!” And I would probably get in loads of trouble, but I would go down biting, screaming, and bitching like the devil.

Anything else? Well, our region (the Catskills) is about to get hammered with a little over a foot of snow, and wind chills of around 20 below. Mom said I’m not going anywhere this wekend whether I like it or not.

Well poo on you.

Anyway, everyone is saying, “Oh we not having school on Monday,” and my dad even ventured to add, “Regents weeks will be postponed probably with the storm that we’re getting.” I don’t think he knows our school very well. The last thing they’ll want to do is postponed Regents week, it would throw the whole high school off totally. So I don’t think they’ll cancel anything except the only school day that week on Monday. Other than that I wouldn’t be surprised if they kept to the schedule. So what is a girl to do? You see I have snowboots that happen to get soaking wet… on the inside (My sneakers do a better job of keeping my feet dry), and when something gets wet in temperature that cold, then a little bit of freezing would occur, and that wouldn’t be a very good thing for the goddess over here (I’m talking about me!). And then the goddess would get extremely p’oed and destroy the universe in a fit of fury and rage and… I think I went a bit too far didn’t I? Well anyway, I’m working on a slide show on Powerpoint that I’m thinking of putting on this site… but I’m not sure. I’m not even halfway done with it.

I’m adding one more thing for the sake of revenge; You all know about Andy? Well, for the past couple of weeks, he’s been having ‘near death experiences…’ He ate a nasty tasting chip, then said ‘I almost died!’ His ear starts ringing… ‘I almost died!’ He gets into a fight with a car, ‘I almost died!’ Now that last one made sense, but what about the other ones? So, now me and a couple of other friends are using the senctence just to make him mad.

Oh yea hey Andy? I almost died walking over to Natalie’s house today, by not wearing a jacket! *grins evilly* and you can’t do anything to stop me hahahahaha.

ANYWAY I’ll try to write more often… if I can think of anything to say. For now, peace out!