1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway
2. “Vacation” means going to Syracuse for the weekend
3. You measure distance in hours
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once
5. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day
6. You use a down comforter in the summer
7. You drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of show during a raging blizzard without flinching
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events
9. You install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked
10. You think the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish and berries
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the supermarket at any given time
13. You design your kid’s Halloween costume over their snowsuit
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajama’s
16. You know 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, construction
17. It takes you 2 hours to go to the store for one item even when you’re in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town
lol I come from down in the city, but half of these apply to me! Looks like a lil’ bit of Sidney is rubbing off on me!!!
#18. It has a tendincy to be colder than in Alaska.
Thats up-state NY life for ya!