1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
2. “Vacation” means going to Syracuse (or Niagara) for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
6. You stay in your house most of the summer because you aren’t used to the heat.
7. You drive at 55 mph through 10 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked.
10. One of your neighbors constantly has bonfires.
11. You think people from Pennsylvania have an accent.
12. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
13. You go out and get a fish fry every Friday.
14. You find zero degrees “a little chilly”.
15. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
16. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the supermarket at any given time.
17. Your idea of a huge party is one with lots of cheap beer and some people you go to school with.
18. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
19. You think sexy lingerie is silk pajamas from wal-mart.
20. You know 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, end of winter, construction.
21. It takes you 2 hours to go to the store for one item even when you’re in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
22. At least 6 people that you see a day have beards and stains on the front of their shirt.
23. Cows are just part of the scenery.
24. You or someone you know has a car that sounds like a big truck and can barely make it 20 miles yet no one says anything about it.
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