All About G

I’m mad at someone. I dislike him now. If he keeps this up, I’ll hate him.

Okay. You probably don’t know who I’m extremely pissed off at. No, it’s not B Hoff, though I’m not that kid’s friend anymore. I’m not mad at Andy. That kid is so much more mature than fucking Derek, who’s a BIG FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO KEEP HIS FUCKING MOUTH SHUT.

So, this post is going to be me bitching about EVERYTHING that’s wrong with Derek.

Starting with the biggest thing: his inability to keep his fucking mouth shut and the fact that he’s too mentally retarded to STAY THE FUCK OUT OF SOMETHING THAT ISN’T EVEN ANY OF HIS FUCKING BUSINESS!!! Wanna example? Yesterday: Ricky was getting ready for a baseball game. Dad was confronting him. Derek suggested that he left it outside. AND THAT’S ALL HE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SAID. Cause, then he had the fucking guts to say “You have five minutes to find it, or you’re not going to the game,” WHEN DAD WAS STANDING RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!!

So I said “Shut up Derek, let Dad do his job.” And then he started being a fucking dick!

Get this through your fucking head, Derek. You’re nobody’s fucking boss in this household. The only reason why you’re living here is because you’re too pathetic to go out and buy you’re OWN FUCKING HOUSE, and instead you spend money you should be saving on shit YOU DON’T EVEN NEED, like a $500 FUCKING CAMERA, DUMBASS. Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you have the fucking right to tell me what to do. YOU’RE NOT EVEN BLOOD RELATED TO ME, SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVEN LISTEN TO YOU!? You’re not Mommy, you’re not Daddy, SO STOP FUCKING ACTING LIKE YOU ARE. LET THE REAL PARENTS DO THEIR JOB, AND STOP FUCKING TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME WHATSOEVER, YOU FUCKING DICK.

Wanna something else that pisses me off? Derek doesn’t know how to stay out of conversations that have nothing to do with him, and he acts like a fucking know-it-all. There are things I’ve talked with him about that I know for a fucking fact that he doesn’t know SHIT about. And when he’s not acting like a know-it-all, he’s finding ways to turn the conversation so that we end up talking about him. GET A FUCKING REALITY CHECK DEREK. YOU’RE NOT THE FUCKING CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU ARE.  STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF. DO YOU THINK WE REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR PAST? IT’S YOUR FUCKING LIFE, WHICH USUALLY HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE TALK ABOUT. NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY WHEN WE’RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING TOTALLY IRRELVALENT TO YOUR GODDAMNED CHILDHOOD.

YOU DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING EITHER, SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO. THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A LOSER.  LET THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT IT TALK ABOUT IT. MAYBE IF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE YOU MAY ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING.

God, I’m sick your shit. You’re so fucking full of yourself, and I so wish I could just pound your fucking face in to pop that fucking annoying ego that you seem to have. You being a dick isn’t going to stop me from being a bitch. Remember that, you fucking cock monkey (I can’t believe I just called him that). Everytime you try to tell me to do something, I’m gonna take it and shove it up your fucking ass, where your head is stuck all the fucking time, you ass. Do you really want me to hate you? Keep it up, douchebag, and I will.