I want to feel slightly better about myself. I can’t afford doing something like fixing up my wardrobe, even with bargain shopping. I wish I was as frugal as Derek. No, instead, I want to be perfect, or as perfect as I can get my body to be.
And you probably want to know exactly what I’m throwing fits about on my body. I can fit in 2-4’s, I have an exotic look, I could be a model, the tattoos look nice, my hair is gorgeously healthy, etc, etc, etc. Well truth be told, with my legs, I probably couldn’t be a model. Anyway, I want to fix my legs.
I have cellulite and stretch marks, yes, stretch marks on my hamstrings and thighs respectively. And I want to get rid of them. I’m looking into that, and I’m already gonna start working on changing my diet a bit. I plan to cut back on simple sugars/carbs and eat more grains/ veggies and fruits. Chicken salads and yogurt with granola/flax seed will probably encompass the majority of what I eat. Also I’m going to cut way back on the soda and drink more water and milk. Mom’s going to send me FIRM DVD’s as an early birthday present, or something like that. So I’ll be able to work out. I’m going to take other tips and incorporate those in… hopefully I’ll get the money to afford the lotion/oil I’m probably going to get. I was also told that vitamin-e oil, and other things that would encourage circulation in the area would help get rid of stretch marks. I’m hoping to completely eliminate my cellulite, and fade my stretch marks a LOT, if not completely. Hopefully this process will tone up and possibly thin my legs a little so that my body’s more of an equal proportion. I hate the fact that my breasts are so ridiculously small compared to my much fuller hips and backside. If I could make them grow, I would, just a little. I’d like for them to be a healthy B-cup so that my bras will actually fit. I don’t have a real hourglass figure, it’s more of a pear shape. Besides that, I’m hoping that my shaping up my legs, they’ll thin to the point where I won’t have to buy at least a new pair of pants once a year, because I wear out the inner thighs of my jeans within a year after buying them. it’s freakin’ ridiculous. But once I fix my legs, then at least my body will be as close to perfect as I can get it.
So for now, it’s more of a physical thing than frugality. Not that it matters. Mom, you won’t have to worry about me “spending all my money” since it’s fucking non-existent. There you go. No worries about me blowing everything when I have nothing to blow. I won’t be able to blow my paychecks on what I need forget what I want! Tada! Problem solved! Congrats to me!
I’m going to go be alone. Not that it’s all that hard to do considering I have no life here.
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