Okay, I’m feeling ridiculously political, what with the dumbasses spreading bullshit about health care, and the Republican assholes starting shit like they’re 10th graders in high school, and let me tell you; I’ve gotten in to many a debate (on Youtube) with retards, in the hopes that I might succeed in pulling their heads out of their asses. And so, I have decided that, instead of having that rather nasty rant against Dad be the top post on my home page, I’ll talk about my position on some key issues here in the United States of Assholes, aka the Ungodly Stupidity that is America.
(Yes, I have decided that I will most certainly be going to Hell, and I do hope that I will see the whole lot of you there as well :3) In any event, let’s kick it off, shall we?
Health care reform: Okay, before I begin, I just wanted to say that I think you conservative bastards are the most narrow-minded, ignorant and stupid people I have ever met. Obama’s a Nazi/communist/Muslim terrorist/money-loving bastard? Whose ass have you been sticking your heads up, besides your own (and Bush’s)? Obama is NOT a Nazi nor a Communist. He is most CERTAINLY not a terrorist. You all assume he’s an illegal citizen because of his NAME, because his FATHER, who happens to be from KENYA, gave our President his name, who, by the way, was still BORN IN THE USA, BITCHES!
The one thing that pisses me off to no end is how you are comparing him to the likes of Hitler. What. Is. Wrong. With. You? Seriously? In what way is our President similar at all to a man who instigated a mass genocide and dreamed of eliminating all but the Aryan race? I don’t see how Obama’s economic stimulus plan has anything to do with gas chambers, and if any one of you have a half a brain, you can explain to me with your sick and delusional logic where that connection is.
What the problem is with your protests and screaming about his “socialist reforming” is that you don’t have your facts straight. Oh yea, and you’re listening to people like Sarah Palin, who 1) didn’t know Africa wasn’t a country, and 2) says her foreign policy credentials includes being able to see Russia from her front porch. Seriously, you’re taking her word for ANYTHING? She is full of SHIT. She’s the biggest idiot I have ever seen in my life. Death panels? Euthanasia of the elderly? HOLY CRAP PEOPLE. Okay look, the only thing that even has a HINT of POSSIBLY RESEMBLING a “death panel” is OPTIONAL counseling for elderly people about end-of-life care, you know? Hospices, writing wills, nursing homes, places where you can live your last days comfortably.
And, I’ll be perfectly honest with you. When I’m in my 80’s or 90’s and have some sort of terminal disease like cancer, to which I have no cure for, the first thing I am going to do is take a 12-gauge and blow my brains out. Why prolong my suffering? Call me a sinner, the Devil, whatever. I’m just saying. I understand that whole “OMG DEATH PANELS” that some retard crocked up, but think of it this way. If YOU were old, decrepit, and couldn’t do anything except get IV-fed apple sauce and crap in a bed pan, not to mention potentially suffering from a lot of agonizing pain from a crippling disease, wouldn’t you want to start accepting that fact that there’s no real point in trying to live any longer? I wouldn’t want to keep living if I wasn’t really living in the first place.
So for all you retards out there who think that Obama’s going to start up death panels (you fucking retards, I hope you all die), or have the government take over health care completely, then check out this fact check and THEN try and convince me about how Obama’s “planning to destroy our nation,” you fucks.
Another thing you’re screaming about, and that’s related to the supposed taking-over of our health care, is that public OPTION, that Obama has repeatedly said is OPTIONAL, that you can CHOOSE not to have, if you would rather keep whatever plan you happen to have. That’s why it’s called an OPTION; it means that you don’t HAVE to have it. You can simply choose to get or not to get it. You idiots. No wonder Bush was voted in twice; this country is packed full of retards.
I’m totally in support of this public option as well. Like Obama said, it would create more competition with the private health insurance companies; premium prices would drop, because you know. The cheaper the more likely you will buy it. That’s why I go clothes shopping at Rue 21 instead of Abercrombie and Fitch. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to afford a pair of $90 jeans. $20 jeans are just fine with me. Not to mention the fact that with competition comes improvement. Companies will constantly come up with one or another plan that will one-up everyone else — likewise, everyone else is doing the same thing. And isn’t that kind of competition good for the economy, damnit? Think with your brains, people, your brains!
This bullshit you’ve been hearing from our Republican friends is just their efforts in trying to make Obama look bad because the Republicans have FAILED miserably in getting shit done themselves, because they don’t even give a shit in the first place! They just want to continue sharing profits with those greedy health insurance companies which don’t care about you either; they only want your money! So they’re starting shit and spreading rumors to try and ruin Obama’s rep in the hopes that they will boost the GOP party’s rep. And since you all fail at life, it’s starting to work.
Quick note before I move on: what the hell is up with you and gun rights? And what the hell makes you think Obama is going to take away your gun rights? It’s in the Constitution; he can’t take away your gun rights. Did you get my message straight enough? Or do I have to dumb it down further? The most that he’ll probably do is tighten some regulations on gun control. That is NOT the same as taking away the right to own a gun, you thick-headed neanderthals. Think of Columbine; the V-tech shootings. Do you think that maybe, with some better gun control, that wouldn’t have happened? That’s why, I believe, Obama wants to polish up those rules. He’s not aiming to take away the Second Amendment. He wants to make sure that the Second Amendment doesn’t fuck us all over.
Moving right along…
Abortion: Straight off the bat — I’m pro-choice.
First off, I’ve seen men talking about how it’s morally wrong, blah blah blah. Okay, what the fuck. Why the hell should MEN have any kind of say in a WOMAN’S body? Last I remember, us females were the ones who bear the child, so I would assume that we should be the ones who decides what to do with our bodies, NOT the men that conceive the babies. The only thing that men are good for is shooting their load up our crotch, and buying us random things when we crave them. That’s about ALL they do during our pregnancy. Now, I’ve never been pregnant before, but I can assume that it’s probably not the most amazing experience to ever have. What with the back pain and the swollen legs and feet, and especially when you actually go into labor. I bet a man would kill himself if that kind of pain was ever bestowed upon him. The lot of you “manly men” are just a bunch of wimps.
Second off, I’ve seen people talk about how it’s morally wrong, blah blah blah. Well, you all euthanize animals whenever you can’t fix them up, so you’re all murderers anyway. I bet you didn’t stop to think about THAT, NOW DID YA!? I’m referring to the cat that had cancer, that you immediately put down to put out of its misery, whereas you fight tooth and nail to keep your grandmother — who has end-stage cancer and might as well be dead — alive . So fuck you for calling me a baby-killer; you aren’t much better for killing your pets, you fucks!
I feel like what this whole abortion ordeal comes down to is the separation of Church and state. The majority of people against abortion are, what I assume, religious. Well, sorry, I’m not all that religious. I am however, what you would call practical and reasonable.
Now, I believe that women, not men, should have all power in deciding whether or not to have an abortion. They should talk it out with the baby’s father and all, but in the end, the woman, the CHILD-BEARER, should decide whether or not she should have that baby. And you may say “oh, but it’s wrong to have a baby aborted! you HAVE to have the child and keep it!” But riddle me this. Why have a baby that you don’t want?
Picture this; you have unprotected sex with a guy, find out that you are now expecting child. You don’t want the kid. You never wanted a kid. So how do you think you are going to treat something you never wanted in the first place? Better yet, think of it this way. You are a kid born to a mother who never wanted you. You were a mistake. How do you think that child will feel? That’s got to be emotionally traumatizing, not to mention the fact that I bet some, if not a whole shit ton, of unwanted kids are abused by their parents in one way or another, specifically because they were unwanted. Would you want to subject a child to that, or would you rather make it so that they will never go through something like that in the first place? A very close friend of mine was an unwanted baby, and her mother put her through hell. If I were unexpectedly pregnant, and I didn’t want the baby, I’d much rather abort it than have it, because I wouldn’t want to put a kid through that.
I bet you never thought of it that way either, you ignorant bible-thumpers.
I think you should keep abortion legal, so that we can have a choice. It’s our bodies, our life, our decision. A bunch of majority male politicians shouldn’t have a say at all in the matter.
Global warming/alternative energy: Okay, this one is just too easy.
To those of you that are saying “Drill baby, drill,” are you idiots? No, botch that, I don’t even need to ask. You’re just greedy and stupid. Look, in case you were too retarded to realize, this world is running out of oil. No amount of drilling any where is going to change the fact that within the next century, we will be out of oil. Yes, oil comes back eventually, over millions and millions of years. So, tell me. What’s the point in continuing to drill for something that we will most indefinitely run out of, when we so very readily have sun light, wind, and water? Can you say RENEWABLE ENERGY? Hello!!!! I can’t believe you all can’t see the obvious opportunity here. Wind and water are pretty much infinite. I mean, come on. The polar ice caps are melting; might as well capitalize on the fact that we’re getting more water. And let’s not forget the fact that the sun isn’t going to be exploding any time soon, so unless it does, we’ll have sunlight for a long time as well. So advantage #1, renewable energy that will last forever compared to oil? Check.
Wind and solar power especially are clean and green and good for our ecosystem. While hydro electricity is a little more intrusive, it isn’t as damaging to the planet as oil is.
(And to all you retards that are saying that Al Gore is a conspiracy theorist and that global warming doesn’t exist, you need to shoot yourself for me, please. Global warming or not, we are definitely hurting this planet with our pollution. And we need to pull our heads out of our asses and DO something about it)
So, why not trade out the smoking oil drills and bring in clean, green energy? Shut the fuck up about those wind energy mills being an eyesore; I’ll break your face! They look a HELL of a lot more serene than oil drills. Anyway, it’s the oil companies and their lobbyists that are doing everything in their power to prevent losing business. Well I’ve got news for you, Halliburton. You’ll be running out of business anyway when you run out of oil to sell, retards. Why don’t you switch your business over to clean energy and monopolize as much as you can get away with?
Advantage #2, being better for the environment by minimizing pollution, and advantage #3, satisfying the greedy money-loving bastards that need to die? Check. I think we have ourselves a winner: let’s go green, ‘kay? Wind, water, solar, and hell, let’s throw geothermal into the mix. They really are unlimited, renewable sources of energy that kick the shit out of oil. And you slow assholes need to catch up with the program.
War in Iraq: Against it.
Yes, it WAS a lie. We really had no business going over there, considering Al Qaida is mainly based in Afghanistan. And to you idiots who are bitching about how Obama “lied about withdrawing our troops”, HE SAID 18 MONTHS, NOT TWO SECONDS, YOU FUCKS. He said that he’d withdraw safely from the country, over what is so far an 18-month time table. What the hell makes you think that we should be all pulled out of Iraq 7 months into his term? Before we can withdraw, we need to ensure that the country is stable enough to take care of itself. We fucked up the country when we went to war with it; the very least we can do is patch up as much as we can from that fuck faced redneck of a former US President.
So my verdict on the war? Never should have started it, glad we’re trying to end it. I’m willing to wait, just so long as Obama pulls the troops out like he’s said. If it takes longer than 18 months, fine, but I at least want to see proof that we’re pulling out. Otherwise, I’ll throw bitch fits too. My best friend (and quite a few other friends) has been in Iraq since the beginning of this year. You all know Steve (I’d be horrifically shocked if you didn’t, considering the high school drama I talked about a lot on this blog). Yea, him. He’s in Iraq (well, not now… he’s on a brief vacation). But my point is he, my best friend, is in a fucking war zone. I am being honest when I stay I will flip out if Obama changes his mind for some stupid reason about troop withdrawal from that country, UNLESS it is absolutely necessary.
Economy and the stimulus plan: Well, I said a lot about what I thought of the economy in this post , so I’ll sum it up as best as I can.
I’ll have to admit that Bush did an amazing job fucking up the economy. All that economic “growth” he was talking about his two terms? Yea, well that was just the rest of the nation nose-diving into debt because we’re a stupid lot that doesn’t know how to restrain ourselves with credit cards. At this point we’re not paying with money for things anymore; we’re paying with debt. The growth was just us borrowing; for god’s sakes, just read this quote from my other post!
“The higher ups want us to keep borrowing and borrowing, and seriously, that’s the most stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of. Borrowing? Why not use real money that we actually have. Because of everyone’s hyperactive borrowing, the economy for the longest time looked like it was going stellar (though in reality, out wallets were showing otherwise). And then the borrowing and debt caught up with us all, and look at were we are now. You want to eliminate this whole damn problem? Eliminate credit. Let’s make it so that we pay with our OWN money, that we KNOW we have, instead of paying with essentially nothing.”
There. That’s pretty much that for there. As for everyone bitching about Obama “deepening our deficit”, um hello? His budget was submerged in debt because of the debt Bush brought upon us in the first place! God, Obama is doing what he can to repair our infrastructure. He inherited the biggest mess in what is most likely US history, minus the Great Depression. And I mean that when I say pretty much the biggest mess in history. He’s working on this in pieces, so it’ll take a while. Bear with him, you ungrateful bastards. You’ll see results soon enough.
On Obama: Well, the first thing I’m going to say, for sure, is that I am completely and totally positive that Obama is smarter than Bush. He is more intelligent than Bush. And did I mention that he’s not Nazi/Communist/Muslim terrorist? The people who have been spreading that shit need to come to my house so I can beat the shit out of them. Seriously. Email me and I will give you my address and best times to reach me, so I can kick your ass. I may or may not be wrong about this, but I have the feeling that the majority of this negativity against President Obama is RACISM. Call me racially paranoid, but when I see a white woman on the news saying “I want my America back,” what the fuck am I supposed to think she means? No, I think a lot of this is fueled by white supremacy. And to be frank, it really, REALLY, pisses me off. No, I’m not saying every white guy is a white supremacist. This is directed to the actual white supremacist. 95% of my friends are white, and they are AWESOME. Because THEY’RE not racist. Refer back to my blog post on racial identification.
I don’t know how many times I’ve said this before. So what if a person is black, white, Asian, Indian, WHATEVER?! Race doesn’t matter. It shouldn’t matter! The color of you skin should not define who you are. My mother is black, and she is not some stereotypical hoodlum who talks like she’s from the ghetto (and has the brains to match). My mother attended two Ivy Leagues, and has her own business in which she has connections to people in DC (Shout out to Congressman Israel: you are the MAN!). And did I mention she’s black? She told me stories of how people who used to pick on her about “trying to be like a white person”. FUCK YOU IDIOTS! SHE’S NOT TRYING TO BE “LIKE” ANYTHING! She’s being HERSELF.
Obama is black, yes, but he doesn’t appear to have any kind of racist thoughts. No, White America, he is not going to mobilize a black America and murder you all. He is going to lead this country and fix the mess that Bush made. He is a smart and sensible man. Yea, so what if he was once a community organizer? That only means he’s been down on the very bottom level, so he really does know what we all need. He knows, and that right there is what we need. How else is the President going to fix our problems, if he doesn’t himself know what they are? Fuck your dissing his being a community organizer. That’s the best kind of credential to have when you’re basically organizer for the community that is the entire fucking nation. President Obama is doing a damn good job so far. Anyone got a problem with that, they can have a nice and up close conversation with my fist.
Ah, yes, one more thing. If anyone assassinates Obama (a GOOD President for a change), or even tries to, I will personally hunt you down and make you suffer a slow and painful death. Dismemberment and any other kind of random torture I can think of WILL be used.
Moving right along… *clears throat briefly* Go on and keep doing your thing, Obama. I, at the very least, am smart enough to see that what you’ve got planned for us is the best thing that’ll ever happen to us.
Aug 24 2009