Bitches. Of course he won. He’s tres awesome. Anyway, I haven’t been around because I went home from Halloween to around quarter of 8am today to vote, AND speakatarallyinDelhialongwithmymom. According to Mom, I was the best speaker there. Here, see for yourself:
I don’t know if anyone could tell, but I was shaking so bad, I thought I was going to collapse to the ground. But I was happy with how I did, besides the lisp that I didn’t know I had (Do I have a lisp? Or does it come and go? Someone please tell me, because that’s something I probably won’t notice even if I try to pay attention to it)… although I had a serious case of cotton mouth… but oh well. The fellow Democrats that showed up liked it. And so I was happy.
Anyway, watch the video. Comment on it if you like, but there’s no need to discuss. We already knew Obama… I mean, President Obama, was going to kick all sorts of ass. GO OBAMA!
I support him because of all the candidates, he knows what it’s like to struggle and to work hard to earn what you have. He’s as close to one of us as a politician can get. And because he knows what problems we face, he knows what he can do to solve them. He’s REAL. And I will vote for only him in November. He will change this nation for the better.
Anyone trying to convince me otherwise will get my foot up their ass. So don’t even bother, unless you’re one of those S&M types.