All About G

I haven’t laughed this hard in years

I miss this show.

Enjoy.

The title pretty much says it all :D…

DemonKimmie (8:45:56 PM): I’ll go to bed.
GinaAnn1121 (8:45:59 PM): lol k
GinaAnn1121 (8:46:01 PM): nite
DemonKimmie (8:46:06 PM): and cry myself to sleep from Alexandra withdrawal.
GinaAnn1121 (8:46:08 PM): ...
DemonKimmie (8:46:10 PM): gnight~
DemonKimmie (8:46:27 PM): (ITS BEEN ONE DAY YUOU LOSER) I DONT CARE I NEED MY PORN PARTNER
GinaAnn1121 (8:46:30 PM): well
DemonKimmie (8:46:31 PM): (wow, Kimmie. wow.)
DemonKimmie (8:46:33 PM): ahem…
GinaAnn1121 (8:46:34 PM): at least you’be gotten over me
DemonKimmie (8:46:43 PM): Yeah, I kinda have.
DemonKimmie (8:46:47 PM): I’m accepting it
DemonKimmie (8:46:58 PM): this means that when you actually leave, I won’t commit suicide.
GinaAnn1121 (8:47:02 PM): so then it’s okay if I tell you I’m going to Australia and won’t be back till the summer
DemonKimmie (8:47:11 PM): WHAT?????!?
DemonKimmie (8:47:13 PM): NO
GinaAnn1121 (8:47:14 PM): LOL
GinaAnn1121 (8:47:16 PM): j/k
DemonKimmie (8:47:16 PM): THAT IS NOT OKAY
GinaAnn1121 (8:47:17 PM): XDDD
DemonKimmie (8:47:18 PM): FUCK YOU
DemonKimmie (8:47:20 PM): okay, good.
GinaAnn1121 (8:47:22 PM): OMG THAT MADE MY DAY
DemonKimmie (8:47:31 PM): what, my sex addiction?
DemonKimmie (8:47:34 PM): or the FUCK YOU.
GinaAnn1121 (8:47:40 PM): the entire reaction to what I said
DemonKimmie (8:47:44 PM): lolz
DemonKimmie (8:47:45 PM): screw ytou
DemonKimmie (8:47:48 PM): you*
GinaAnn1121 (8:47:50 PM): that was hilarious
DemonKimmie (8:47:55 PM): fuck
DemonKimmie (8:47:56 PM): you
GinaAnn1121 (8:47:57 PM): I’m putting that on my blog
DemonKimmie (8:48:01 PM): with something hard and sandpapery!
GinaAnn1121 (8:49:16 PM): XD
DemonKimmie (8:49:16 PM): check your mail in around five minute
DemonKimmie (8:49:17 PM): s
GinaAnn1121 (8:49:17 PM): kk
DemonKimmie (8:49:22 PM): Anyway, gnight.
GinaAnn1121 (8:49:26 PM): nite

Lol. ‘Nuff said.

Exactly. (stifles laughter)

Yep. It’s what we deserve. So vote Republican. You know you want to.

PS - it’s my self-declared opposite day, so we don’t deserve it, we don’t want it, and vote Democrat. Or you’re dumb.

THIS AFTERNOON
HI: 65
PARTLY SUNNY WITH A CHANCE OF SHOWERS. A RUMBLE OF THUNDER IS ALSO POSSIBLE. HIGHS IN THE MID 60S. SOUTH WINDS 10 TO 20 MPH. CHANCE OF RAIN 40 PERCENT.

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So… does that mean there’s a chance of a single rumble of thunder, or what.

This one is actually quite long….

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway

2. “Vacation” means going to Syracuse for the weekend

3. You measure distance in hours

4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once

5. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day

6. You stay in your house most of the summer because you aren’t used to the heat

7. You drive at 55 mph through 10 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching

8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events

9. You install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked

10. One of your neighbors constantly has bonfires

11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them

12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the supermarket at any given time

13. Your idea of a huge party is one with lots of cheap beer and some people you go to school with

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow

15. You think sexy lingerie is silk pajamas from wal-mart

16. You know 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, cold, construction

17. It takes you 2 hours to go to the store for one item even when you’re in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town

18. At least 6 people that you see a day have beards and stains on the front of their shirt

19. Cows are just part of the scenery

20. You or someone you know has a car that sounds like a big truck and can barely make it 20 miles yet no one says anything about it.

21. At least fives times in your normal travel day you will pass or be passed by a beat-up, old ass car that has had an attempted pimping out, such as a brand new oversized spoiler on a rust covered trunk, spinning HUBCABS, or everyones favorite, the performance exhaust on a car running on barely three cylinders.

22. You know that the phrase, “Goin up ta,” applies to going north, south, east, or west, up or down in elevation, and pretty much any other way you can travel.

23. The smell of freshly spread cow manure doesn’t bother you.

24. Its perfectly normal for your life’s aspirations to be working for the county.

25. Getting “dressed up” means tucking your shirt into your jeans and putting on clean work boots.

26. Holloween costumes are always designed around a snowsuit and winter boots.

27. You appreciate the delicacy known as Croghan Bologna, and serve it at all social gatherings.

28. On the same platter as the Croghan Bologna is a selection of flavored cheese curd, which you also love.

29. You know damn well that the verizon guy didn’t walk through your town going, “can you her me now” because reception is, at best, limited.

30. Your proud of your redneck-ness and where your from.

31. You can name everyone you graduated with.

32. You know what 4-H is.

33. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.

34. You used to drag “main.”

35. You said the ‘F’ word and your parents knew within an hour.

36. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.

37. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.

38. School gets canceled for a sports team going toState

39. You could never buy cigarettes cause all the store clerks knew how old you were.

40. When you did find someone old enough to buy smokes for you, you had to drive down country backroads to smoke them.

41. You never missed a Homecoming parade.

42. You still go home for Homecoming.

43. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.

44. You had a senior skip day.

45. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

46. You can’t help but date a friend’s ex.

47. Your car is always filthy from the dirt roads.

48. You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird.

49. The town next to you is considered “trashy” or “snotty” when it is just like your town.

50. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.

51. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the “rich people.”

52. The people in the big city dress funny then you pick up on the cool new trend two years later.

53. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.

54. On Fridays, anyone you want to find can be found at Main Street or the Dairy Queen.

55. Weekend excitement involves a trip to RiteAid.

56. Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.

57. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.

58. Your teachers call you by your older sibling’s name.

59. The closest “cool stores” are at least 45 miles away.

60. The local phone book has only one yellow page.

61. You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the
cafe, and when you go back the next day, it’s still there, on the same chair.

62. You don’t signal turns because everyone knows where you’re going, anyway.

63. You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one.

64. You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to
people where you’re from.

65. Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal.

66. The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.

67. When somebody says “Thats billy fucillo HUGE” you know exactly what they are talking about

68. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it’s true and then forward it to everyone in your address book, which is actually half your town

1. High school started before 8am, but now anything before noon is considered “early.”

2. You have more beer than food in your fridge.

3. Weekends start on Thursday.

4. 6am is when you go to sleep, not when you wake up.

5. You know many different ways to cook ramen noodles or macaroni and cheese.

6. The health center gives out free condoms, and people take them… just in case.

7. Instead of falling asleep in class, you stay in bed.

8. You know how late McDonald’s, Taco Bell, Qdoba, etc. are open.

9. You think it’s the weekend on a Wednesday and you don’t know what month it is.

10. You can’t remember the last time you washed your car.

11. Your underwear/sock supply dictates your laundry schedule.

12. You check Facebook/Myspace more than once a day.

13. You get drunk dialed on any night of the week.

14. You wash dishes in the bathroom sink.

15. You’ve fallen off a loft bed.

16. You talk about beer pong like it’s a sport.

17. Finding random people in your house is perfectly normal, and you even sympathize with them… sometimes when you wake up you have no idea where you are.

18. Your primary news sources are the Daily Show and the Colbert Report.

19. You open a beer at 10 am and your roommate asks you if there’s more.

20. The standard of meals per day falls to two, sometimes just one.

21. Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t.

22. You go to Target or WalMart more than 3 times a week.

23. You wear the same jeans for 13 days without washing them. XDDD

24. Your breakfast consists of a coke or cereal bar on the way to class… anything with caffeine will do.

25. Quarters are like gold.

26. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some ramen noodles.

27. You live in a house with three couches, none of which match.

28. You try to study but seem to procrastinate by eating, going to study breaks, talking to people, etc…

29. You talk to your roommate on instant messenger when you’re both home.

30. You ask people what YOU did last night.

31. Certain things are now deemed “facebook worthy.” When friends take pictures of you, you wonder how long it will take them to post them.

32. You’ve seen a hit and run involving a bicyclist/pedestrian.

33. You see people you know you’ve met but can never remember their names or how you know them.

34. You sleep more in class than in your room

35. Your idea of a square meal is a box of Pop-Tarts.

36. You’ve traveled with bags of dirty clothes.

37. You go home to do your laundry because you’re too poor to pay the $2… or too lazy to go to a change machine.

38. You pay $100 for a book you don’t read once, return it four months later, and get $7.

39. More than 20% of your household furnishings are made from milk crates.

40. You recognize the meat in the dorm soup as yesterday’s meatloaf, and thus decide to eat a nice bowl of cereal – a safe bet for any meal. YEA CEREAL!

41. You use words like “thus” (see #40). I love those papers XDDD

42. You throw out bowls and plates because you don’t feel like washing them.

43. Your beer pong table is nicer than all your other tables.

44. It takes preparation… and 3 people… to take out your garbage.

45. Going to the library is a social event.

46. You wear flip flops in the shower your freshman year… you know why. I started out doing that, but got tired of them slipping off my feet and practically breaking my ankles.

47. You start joining clubs because of the free food.

48. Visits home depend on how much money you have for gas.

49. You skip one class to write a paper for another.

50. You have no idea where your tuition money is going… technology fees? I think not.

51. Bicycles don’t seem as lame as they did in high school. It’s just too bad that I couldn’t bring mine.

52. You stay up late to finish homework then sleep through the class in which it was due.

53. Girls: You’ve balanced your foot on a shampoo bottle to shave. HELLS YES! Don’t forget the shower stall, the shower door, the basket with all of your stuff in it, etc…

54. Your backpack is giving you scoliosis.

55. You’ve written a check for 45 cents or stopped to get $2.00 of gas.

56. Your bill in the bookstore will be comparable to tuition.

57. Going to the mailbox becomes an ego booster/breaker.

58. Most of your T.A.s are foreign…what’s the deal?

59. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.

60. You never realized so many people are more dumb (aka “dumber”) than you.

61. Western Europe could be wiped out by a terrible plague and you’d never know, but you can recite the last episode of your favorite show verbatim.

62. Care packages rank right up there with birthdays. Though I haven’t gotten any yet

63. You craft ways to make any game into a drinking/stripping game.

64. You meet the type of people you thought only existed in movies.

65. Printers break down only when you desperately need them.

66. Anything can be cooked in a microwave.

67. Two words: bike cops.

68. You have Safe Ride programmed into your phone.

69. Old school Nintendo… and guitar hero… are pretty much the best things ever. OMFG GUITAR HERO HAS SAVED ME FROM DYING OF BOREDOM… and has instead begun to give me freakin carpal tunnel XDDD

70. Going to the grocery at midnight is completely normal.

71. You call restaurants that deliver more than you call your own family.

72. You’ve paid bills over $5… in coins.

73. You can’t imagine life without your computer/cell phone/ ipod.

74. Hoodies and sweatpants become the norm – jeans are considered “dressy” at certain occasions… like school.

75. A canceled class is almost as exciting as Christmas. Sometimes, it’s moreso.

76. Taking a nap in the library is perfectly acceptable.

77. Your professors speak English… as a second language.

78. Your teachers swear in class and no one cares.

79. Candles in your dorm room are considered contraband, but cigarettes are ok.

80. You take condiment packets and napkins from fast food restaurants – hey, they’re free.

81. Betta fish are like your family.

82. You bring back socks from the laundry room that may or may not be yours.

83. You know what people carrying suspiciously heavy backpacks after dark are doing… XDDD

84. The elevators take forever but you’ll wait 10 minutes just so you don’t have to climb stairs.

85. Your roommate asks you to check the weather on your computer when they’re standing 5 feet away from the door.

86. Showers become more of an issue.

87. You press the automatic door opener instead of simply grabbing the handle when you approach a door.

88. Christmas lights seem to be acceptable all year round.

89. Class size doubles on exam days.

90. You donate plasma even though you know it’s pretty sketchy.

91. You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you. Stupid fire drills that they do in the morning when I’m trying to sleep…

92. You’ve bought Christmas presents from the book store and charged it to your student account so your parents pay for the gifts because you’re too broke.

93. You begin to include ketchup on your list of acceptable vegetables.

94. You stay on campus for hours in between classes when it’s too cold to walk home. Ummm…. I LIVE on campus.

95. People have to help you kick the vending machine just so you can get your 50 cent bag of chips.

96. There’s always a “question kid” in at least one of your classes, and you really wish someone would just tell him/her to shut the hell up.

97. You steal dishes from the cafeteria so you don’t have to wash your own.

98. Laundry is an all-day event.

99. You no longer find it uncool to take naps. In fact, you quite enjoy them. All the time.

100. It’s illegal to drink in the dorms yet they sell an assortment of shot glasses, beer mugs, tankards, etc. in the bookstore.

101. You find your list of acceptable napping places expanding daily to increasingly uncomfortable locations.

102. You fill out credit card applications for the free food.

103. You’ve eaten cereal out of a cup… with a fork. XDDD

104. Dressing up for Halloween becomes cool again. Dude, it’s ALWAYS been cool.

105. You know at least one person who has dropped his/her cell phone into a toilet.

106. You hang multiple shirts on the same hanger to save space/money.

107. You become increasingly annoyed with the “old” people in class – props to them for going back to college but they generally ask really, really annoying questions.

108. You admire people’s alcohol bottle shrines.

109. You set your clock 5-10 minutes ahead so you can potentially make it to class on time.

110. You eventually realize that setting your clock ahead makes no difference to you and you’re still late.I just set my alarm extra early so I can get up.

111. You check ratemyprofessor.com (or something of the like) before choosing your class schedule.

112. You text faster than you type.

113. You only find out a class is cancelled after you get there and sit for about ten minutes.

114. You actually start using coupons, especially those school coupon books.

115. You open canned food and eat it… out of the can. It’s gross, but it gets the job done.

116. You run out of black ink and, instead of buying a new ink cartridge, decide blue is a nice substitute… adds a little flair.

117. You have numbers in your phone with labels like “Sketchy Steve” and “Alcohol Guy.” “Cara from Track” lol

118. The food in your fridge may or may not be older than your little brother.

119. The words “google” and “wikipedia” have become verbs. And you use them… quite often. Mom’ll vouge for me there.

120. The names Morgan, Jim, Jack, and Jose could aptly describe either who you were with last night or what you had to drink.

121. You fill your empty two-liter bottles with pop from the school cafeteria. XDDD why not?

122. You have a drinking buddy who can hold the most intellectual, deep conversations when drunk. Unfortunately, neither he/she nor you can remember most of it later.

123. Your floor has been dirty to the point that you’ve had to brush your feet off before putting on socks or getting into bed.

124. You’re all for the free samples at grocery stores.

125. Energy drinks become your new best friends.

126. You realize that taking summer classes pretty much negates the fun connotation of “summer.”

127. You know exactly how much food will fit into a mini-fridge. Not enough.

128. You realize that said mini-fridge does NOT freeze ice cream. That too.

129. You’ve made a sandwich on or eaten food off of your $1500 laptop.

130. You finish reading this and wonder how you can procrastinate next. LOL. I will use this list everytime I have something to do.

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haha, I did two for being in Upstate New York, and I did one for Enemy Territory (which I will add links for later). You knew I had to do one for college. Oh, and I bolded the ones that applied to me.